• "Tattoos done while you wait."
  • "Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."
  • "Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children."
  • "If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin."
  • "Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else."
  • "Stock up and save. Limit: one."
  • "For Rent: 6-room hated apartment."
  • "Man, honest. Will take anything."
  • "Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!"