Employee Reviews

Seuraavassa kappaleita liittovaltion työntekijöiden pätevyysarvioinneista.

  • "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
  • "His men would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid curiosity."
  • "This associate is really not so much a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."
  • "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
  • "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."
  • "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
  • "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
  • "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
  • "This employee should go far -- and the sooner he starts, the better we'll be."
  • "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
  • "This employee should not be allowed to breed."