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  • "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

  • "Warning: May contain nuts." - On a package of peanuts.

  • "Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.

  • "Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.

  • "Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.

  • "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.

  • "Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.

  • "Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.

  • "Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.