• "Let's decompose and enjoy assembling!" -- Instructions for a puzzle toy made in Taiwan.
  • "Please waste." -- Signs on trash cans in an amusement park in Osaka, Japan.
  • "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." -- A sign in a Japanese hotel.
  • "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid." -- A sign in a Yugoslavian hotel.
  • "Specialist in women and other diseases." -- A sign outside of Roman doctor's office.
  • "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it." -- A sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room.
  • "Is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis." -- A sign in a Tokyo hotel.