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  • "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily." -- A sign in a hotel in Athens.
  • "Dirty Water Punishment Place" -- How a sewage treatment plant was marked on a Tokyo map.
  • "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."* -- A sign in an Acapulco hotel.
  • "Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up." -- A sign in a Leipzig elevator.
  • "Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension." -- A sign in an Austrian hotel catering to skiers.
  • "Take one of our horse driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages." -- A sign in a Czechoslovakian tourist agency.
  • "We take your bags and send them in all directions." -- A sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office.
*priceless, repesin aivan kahtia