- Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
- Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
- Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
- Witness: "Yes sir."
- Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
- Lawyer: "Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
- Witness: "No. This is how I dress when I go to work."
- Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"
- Witness: "Picking them up in the air."
- Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?"
- Witness: "Attached to the ears."
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